Post Its

Did you get the memo?

Yeeahhhh, UH, it’s time to stop touching your face.

Can’t stop touching your face? Yeah, we can’t either. That’s why Jake made Office Face. It’s a handy little program for you to install on your computer. Download it, install it and if you touch your face while you’re doing those TPS reports—it’ll let you know right away.

See it in action.

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Installation Instructions

Are you comfortable with the minimum?

Download the mac app here or the windows exe here. Need more? Well, we’re people persons, dammit, and we have all the details below.

For MACs

  • Step one
  • Download the DMG below.
  • Step two
  • Double-click the DMG and in the new window drag Office Face to your Applications folder.
  • Step three
  • Go to your Applications and control-click the app icon, then choose Open from the shortcut menu.
  • Step four
  • Click open.

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For PCs

  • Step one
  • Download the Zip below.
  • Step two
  • Double click the downloaded zip file. Click Extract all at the top of the window.
  • Step three
  • Once extraction has finished, in the new window, double-click Office Face.exe.
  • Step four
  • If you receive a Windows Defender alert, click More Info and Run Anyway

Privacy

No, we’re not watching you. Office Face uses machine learning and algorithms to track the position of your hands relative to your face, but none of this information ever leaves your computer! Office Face does not start up on login, and also doesn’t default to tracking right away. You can manually enable tracking whenever you want it! If you’d like an independent audit, send your favorite nerd to Office Face’s github repo, where the entire application is completely open source and free for inspection.